1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:05,005 I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid. 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,841 - Then don't do them. - If you don't, you're not only stupid... 4 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:08,926 you're also a coward. 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,012 - Or you have better things to do. - You think people will buy that? 6 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:15,807 The people who line up on a daily basis and ask if you do crossword puzzles... 7 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,060 and then when you say no, challenge you as to why? 8 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,687 - Yes, I think they will buy it. - Look, new bagboy. 9 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,649 That's Marty. He's subbing for Dean while he's out of town. 10 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:27,110 Marty does the jar twirl before putting the salsa in the bag. 11 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,738 - Impressive. Very Cocktail. - Marty's a nice guy. 12 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,449 - Marty's an ambitious snake in the grass. - What? 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,201 The jar twirl. The double-bagging. 14 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,912 The 'Have a nice day, ma'am,' after every customer. 15 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,539 That guy's got an agenda. 16 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,749 - Which is? - He's out to take Dean's job. 17 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,293 - I don't think so. - Yes, he is. 18 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,254 I'm telling you. He wants that position. 19 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:48,799 Dean better hurry from his grandmother's or he can kiss his job goodbye. 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,051 - They're not going to fire Dean. - Why not? 21 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,221 For starters, someone stole Taylor's ladder last week... 22 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,890 and Dean is the only one who can reach the top shelves. 23 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,851 - Interesting. - What? 24 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:04,064 Just as Marty, a. k. a. Eve Harrington, shows up trying to take Dean's job... 25 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:07,860 Taylor's ladder mysteriously disappears suddenly making Dean invaluable... 26 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,488 no matter what fancy tricks Lon Chaney Jr. Over there pulls. 27 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:15,284 Good thinking, Dean. Smart thinking, my friend. 28 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,661 You need to start napping in the afternoons. 29 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,162 Taylor, pulling double duty today? 30 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,790 I like to fill in behind the register every now and then. 31 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,834 Keeps me in contact with the clientele. 32 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,129 Also, it allows me to keep an eye on the 'Take a Penny' pot here... 33 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:30,632 make sure people aren't pocketing the pennies for their personal gain... 34 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,552 but are legitimately using them to make exact change. 35 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,387 Cool. Mom, look. 36 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,681 Yeah, it's 'Movie in the Square' night again. 37 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,974 - Great. - We'll be there. 38 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,643 - Excellent. There you are. - What's the movie this year? 39 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,062 - Something really great. - Really? What? 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,647 - A real winner. - What's it called? 41 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,817 - Show up and be surprised. - What don't you tell me what it is? 42 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,569 - No. - Why not? 43 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,280 - Because. - Because why? What is the... 44 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,869 - There is a line behind you. - You chose The Yearling again? 45 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:03,582 It is a fine, wholesome motion picture. Moving story. Lovely scenes of nature. 46 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,210 You've shown The Yearling the last three years in a row. 47 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:10,255 I'm getting a little tired of hearing you complain about this every single year. 48 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,090 I'm tired, too. Pick another movie. 49 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:16,053 A lot of hard work and careful planning go into those nights. You never help plan. 50 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,097 You never volunteer. You have never once been a ticket ripper... 51 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,642 as long as I have been involved in that function. 52 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:25,604 Personally, missy, if you can't participate with a smile and a hug... 53 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,941 - then you shouldn't participate at all. - I shouldn't, but I am. 54 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,943 - Pick another movie. - No. 55 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,861 There's millions of great movies out there. 56 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,989 Any one would be better than The Yearling for the fourth time. 57 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,783 Fine! You do it! 58 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,493 - What? - You pick the movie! 59 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,078 - Seriously? - I've had it. 60 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,330 You have such strong opinions about everything... 61 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:47,042 you go out and try to find a movie that everybody will enjoy. 62 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:51,463 It's all yours. I relinquish my movie-picking crown to you! 63 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,425 - He relinquished his crown! - I heard. 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,719 - I got his crown! - And it looks great on you. 65 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,179 Cool! This is gonna be fun. 66 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,974 Let's go home and make popcorn and pick which movie we want. 67 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,392 - I get to help? - Of course. 68 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,728 - And can I borrow the crown? - I don't know, honey. We'll have to see. 69 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,036 - Wizard of Oz. - The Sting. 70 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,871 - Rocky. - Crimes and Misdemeanors. 71 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,915 - The Singing Detective. - That's a miniseries. 72 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,541 - So? - It's like six hours long. 73 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,127 - Good point. I got it. Arthur. - Yes. 74 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,588 - Or Sophie's Choice. - Very similar. 75 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,757 I can't choose. There's too many great movies. 76 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:17,925 The burden is overwhelming. 77 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,928 I'm sinking under the pressure. My grasp on reality is slipping. 78 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,223 I can't do it, I just can't... How about Cabin Boy? 79 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,265 - Will you get that? - No. 80 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,350 - Why not? - Time? 81 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,601 - 6:45. - On? 82 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,061 Wednesday. 83 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,483 - Dad, hi. - Kiddo, what's going on? 84 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,861 Not much. Just getting ready for school and trying to think up movies. 85 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,614 - Movies for what? - Our town does this big movie festival... 86 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,783 and this year Mom gets to pick the movie. 87 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,244 - How'd she get that gig? - She ticked off the guy... 88 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,038 - that usually does it and he quit. - Sounds about right. 89 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,748 How are things? How's Sherrie? 90 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:53,168 Nothing much is going on here. Same old, same old. 91 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,255 Listen, I've got to cut this talk short... 92 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,882 but I sent you an e-mail, so read it. 93 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,885 And add 40 minutes onto my tab for next week's call. 94 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,178 - Deal? - Deal. 95 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:07,099 - You want to talk to Mom before you go? - No, I can't. 96 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,685 I really need to run. You say hello for me. 97 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,937 - Okay. - I'll talk to you Wednesday. 98 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,981 - Bye, sweetie. - Bye, Dad. 99 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,066 - He says hello. - He does not. 100 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,819 Are you going to tell me what you two are fighting about? 101 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:19,903 We're not fighting. 102 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,824 What you're not fighting about that keeps you from talking to each other? 103 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,910 - How about Desperately Seeking Susan? - How about My Mother is Two? 104 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,288 - Never saw it. Angie Dickinson? - You're impossible. 105 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,999 Right. You're Impossible was the one with Angie Dickinson. 106 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,710 Fine. Forget it. I give. Stay in a fight. I don't care. 107 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,795 I'm late for school. We'll finish this later. 108 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,714 - After school, Luke's? - I'll be there. 109 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,340 - Bye, hon. - Bye. 110 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,480 Fifteen minutes left. 111 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,498 Lane. 112 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,877 - I need a pencil. - I don't have one. 113 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,546 - Then I need a pen. - You only have 15 minutes left. 114 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,132 - Then I need the answers. - There's a pen in my bag. 115 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,301 - I can't go through your bag. - Yes, you can. 116 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,845 My mother told me never to go through a lady's bag... 117 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,681 at least not until you're a couple blocks away. 118 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,644 Just kidding. She never said that. Though it sounds like good advice, doesn't it? 119 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,188 - Take it and shut up. - Boy, I tell you, it's true... 120 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,398 small towns sure are friendly. 121 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,579 Come in. 122 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:58,126 I got a call you wanted to see me. I'm Luke Danes, Jess Mariano's uncle. 123 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,921 Jess Mariano? Yes... 124 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,590 - Come in. - Thanks. 125 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:08,345 Is everything okay? I didn't see any cop cars or fire trucks out front so... 126 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,139 - Mr. Danes, please, have a seat. - A seat. 127 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,767 So this is a seat thing. 128 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,566 - What's he done? - Why do you think he's done something? 129 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,944 You're staring at a folder that's looking a little thick there... 130 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,613 I get a call to come over and talk to you. 131 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,699 So why don't you just tell me what he's done? 132 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,783 Nothing. 133 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,911 - Nothing? - No homework, no class participation. 134 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,788 His attendance record is erratic at best. 135 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,833 His attitude to his teachers ranges from indifferent to hostile. 136 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,377 He shows no interest in activities or other students... 137 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,880 and there is the issue of the disappearing baseballs. 138 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,590 - The what? - Every baseball on campus... 139 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:48,594 - seems to have disappeared. - You don't think Jess seriously... 140 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:52,264 - I'll check when I get home. - I appreciate that. 141 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,768 I don't suspect we'll solve every problem in one meeting... 142 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,771 so let's focus on the most important one: 143 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,231 His grades. 144 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,733 - Not good? - Not good. 145 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,445 - I'll have a talk with him about that. - You have to do more than talk. 146 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,238 - You have to help him. - Me? 147 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,241 No, I'm not the one you want helping him. 148 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,411 I went to this school. I'm sure there's a note stuffed in there... 149 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,623 about me with the words 'Trade SchooI' stamped in big letters. 150 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,459 If you can't help, you have to find someone who can. 151 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,294 - Like who? - A relative. 152 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:25,631 I don't think so. Believe me, I'm the Einstein of the clan. 153 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,257 Maybe you need to hire a tutor. 154 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,634 A tutor? 155 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:33,055 Jess is flunking out. He's not going to make it. 156 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:37,309 If something is not done about that right now, he's going to repeat this year. 157 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:41,438 - I'm sorry, but that's where we are. - Okay, if that's where we are... 158 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,858 - then I'll just have to figure something out. - Good. 159 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,363 - Let's not forget about those baseballs. - Right. 160 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,449 Been using tennis balls for a couple of weeks. 161 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,285 - Very different results. - I'm sure it is. 162 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,834 If we take off Fletch and Urban Cowboy... 163 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:05,462 we still have 75 possibilities. 164 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,173 - How are we gonna pick just one? - I don't know. 165 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,175 Maybe we should do a movie marathon weekend. 166 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,427 Show one movie after the other for three days... 167 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,805 charge a fortune, gouge them on bottled water... 168 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,851 have really disgusting bathrooms. It'll be like our own Woodstock. 169 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,186 Good. There you are. 170 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,730 - I have something for you. - What? 171 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,941 - This. - Jeez. 172 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,569 When you get through this and make your decision... 173 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,572 the number of the man you need to contact is on the first page. 174 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:32,739 What man? What is this? 175 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:36,618 The list of titles that are available for you to pick from for the movie night. 176 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,995 The list of titles? 177 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:41,331 - I'm sorry, can't we pick our own movie? - You're not serious? 178 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,792 Not often, but just there, I had some serious going. 179 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,003 My dear girl, movies are expensive... 180 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:49,089 and we get fabulous deals with this particular place. 181 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,675 They have a wide selection and they're very friendly... 182 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,385 and since it all goes to charity... 183 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,722 they agree to give us anything on that list for free. 184 00:09:56,763 --> 00:10:00,475 - So we have to pick a movie off this list? - It's fun. 185 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,978 They put the movie title over here... 186 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,397 and a brief description of the storyline over here. 187 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,359 And believe me, there are some excellent movies on that list. Really. 188 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,278 - Top notch. - Arctic Flight. 189 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,197 'Man with plane flies charter to Alaska... 190 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,116 'hired by bear hunter who turns out to be Russian spy. 191 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,827 'Love story develops with pilot and schoolteacher. 192 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,497 'Eskimos do tribal dance. ' You made this up. 193 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,040 Don't I wish! 194 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,502 Okay, I can't wait to see what you come up with. 195 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,961 Bye, girls. 196 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,089 'Killer Shark. Shark fishermen on ocean. 197 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,675 'Mexican cantina with tequila and mariachi music. 198 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,595 'Has good scene of catching and cleaning shark. ' 199 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,139 'Where Are Your Children? Hip music and singing... 200 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,184 'about kids getting in trouble, sneaking booze into clubs... 201 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,810 'stealing car, fight between girls. 202 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:46,772 'Romance starts, then guy goes in the Navy. ' 203 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:51,151 'Sudden Danger. Mom dies of gas asphyxiation. 204 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,237 'Son blamed. Good kiss scene. ' 205 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,781 'Suspense. Ice skater falls in love with hired help. ' 206 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,659 Well, at least now I know how Snow Dogs got made. 207 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,913 Listen, have you seen Jess? 208 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:06,458 - I think I saw him go upstairs earlier. - Great. Thanks. 209 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,045 Good, you're here. 210 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,347 So, you file those under the band names? 211 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,974 - Genre. - Right. Genre. 212 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:25,477 That makes sense. Makes a lot of sense. 213 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,401 - What is that? Something for school? - No. 214 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,320 - Shouldn't you read something for school? - Why? 215 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,197 I mean, I know you like reading. 216 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,492 Since you like it, you might read something you'll get graded on... 217 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,412 so you can get graded on something you like... 218 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,123 because you like reading. 219 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,835 - What are you babbling about? - I went to see your principal today. 220 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:54,548 He says you're flunking out. He says you're not showing up for class. 221 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,010 He says you stole their baseballs. 222 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,637 You stole their baseballs? Why would you do that? 223 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,557 What could you possible need 500 baseballs for? 224 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,559 Could we talk about this later? 225 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,353 Why, you got a big Frisbee heist going down at 6:00? 226 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,273 Jess, Mr. Merton said if you don't start doing better... 227 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,025 they're not gonna let you be a senior. 228 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,401 - Bummer. - They'll hold you back. 229 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,445 At least I'll know where my classes are. 230 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,572 Jess, this is serious. You're flunking out! 231 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,116 You may be in the 11th grade for the rest of your life! 232 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,119 You'll be the kid in the back with a beard and a racing form... 233 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:27,039 babbling incoherently about Steely Dan. 234 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,626 The group may change. The freak in the back never does. 235 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,836 - I'm going out. - Don't you wanna go to college? 236 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,214 - Don't wait up. - What will you be when you grow up? 237 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,009 - About 20 miles south of where you are. - You have to think about the future. 238 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,553 If you don't get through high school, who'll hire you? 239 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,679 You won't have any skills. 240 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,557 - Stop. - How are you gonna work, eat, pay rent? 241 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:46,808 What are you gonna do? 242 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,603 Jeez, I don't know. Maybe I'll work in a diner. 243 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,197 - Marshmallow? - Thank you. 244 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,286 I have now finished going through every single one of these movies. 245 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,664 I've read them, reviewed their merits... 246 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:12,417 and I'm proud to announce that I have chosen our movie. 247 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,045 - How does The Yearling sound to you? - Perfect. 248 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,421 And bye-bye. 249 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,967 That must be Pauline Kael rising from the dead. 250 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,426 Tell her, 'Hey. ' 251 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,138 - Pauline! - What? 252 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,765 Never mind. What are you doing here? 253 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:30,185 I made some brownies. I thought you might like some. 254 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,689 Since I just ate a half-bag of marshmallows, six Pop-Tarts... 255 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,899 four bagel dogs and a really stale Cheese Nip... 256 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,943 it's brownie time. Thanks. 257 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,320 - Here's a question for you. - Yeah? 258 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,615 You probably have a diner full of people who'd love these brownies. 259 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,450 Plus, I bet they'd pay you for them. 260 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:49,079 I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter... 261 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,832 so I either had to dump the batch or find someone... 262 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:55,502 with superhuman chocolate tolerance. Only one name came to mind. 263 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,963 God, I love being special. 264 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,133 - What? - Nothing, I just... 265 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,011 Is Rory here, by any chance? 266 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,305 - She's in her room. - Can I talk to her for a sec? 267 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,640 - Sure. Go right ahead. - Thanks. 268 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,646 Rory, it's Luke. Can I come in for a minute? 269 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,443 - What's up? - Not much. Can I... 270 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,987 Yeah. Come on in. 271 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,499 I see you're studying. That's good. 272 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,375 Studying is very, very good. 273 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,504 What you're doing right there with the books, very good. 274 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,963 Thank you. 275 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,842 I wanted to ask you a favor. 276 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,601 - I was wondering if you could tutor Jess. - What? 277 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,230 He's not doing well in school. The principal says he's not gonna move on... 278 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,399 unless something changes. I was wondering if you could help. 279 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,486 That doesn't make sense. He's smart enough to pass any subject. 280 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,154 It's not his lack of smarts. 281 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:08,450 More like his lack of proximity to the actual classes. That's the problem. 282 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,870 What subject does he need help in? 283 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,872 I'd say all of them, probably. 284 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,333 I don't expect you to work miracles... 285 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,877 and it doesn't have to be a full-time, everyday thing. 286 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,630 If you could get him through a couple of his next tests... 287 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,550 maybe make the school see that he can do it... 288 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,135 that would probably help out a lot. 289 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:28,262 Sure. 290 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,555 - Great. Tonight? - Tonight... 291 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,765 I really appreciate this. 292 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,562 You should get back to your studying. 293 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,106 Otherwise, you're completely useless to me. 294 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,113 I'll see you guys at dinner, probably. 295 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,240 Wait. Hold on. What was that all about? 296 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,659 Rory's gonna tutor Jess. 297 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,870 - She is? - Yeah. Just for a little while. 298 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,788 Help get him on the right track. 299 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,958 Okay. I should be getting back. Enjoy the brownies. 300 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,752 I'll see if I can screw up a cake for you later on. 301 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,337 Sounds great. 302 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,179 Luke, hang on just a sec. 303 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,099 Listen, about Rory doing this tutoring thing... 304 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,726 I really appreciate it, by the way. 305 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,769 I know, I just... Rory's so sweet... 306 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,189 and she'd never say no 'cause she loves to help... 307 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,274 - but I'm not sure if it's the best idea. - Why? 308 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,193 She's got her own studies to worry about. 309 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,946 I know. I promise this won't take up all her time. It's for a little while. 310 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,365 - Okay, but... - Rory's pretty serious about school. 311 00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,701 She wouldn't say she had the time if she didn't. 312 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,912 Rory is a great student, but she's just a kid. 313 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,289 Don't you need a professional tutor to help Jess? 314 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:41,126 Somebody with a degree, a pipe and one of those coats with elbow patches on it? 315 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,253 I need someone Jess is gonna listen to. 316 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,839 Someone he's gonna, I don't know, look up to. 317 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,218 That sure isn't me, and it sure isn't some tutor. He likes Rory... 318 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:53,597 and Rory's on the path that I'd like to see Jess on: School and college. 319 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:57,142 He needs to see somebody he respects doing what he should be doing. 320 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:00,103 Rory's the only one I can think of who fits that description. 321 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,941 - You don't know that he'll listen to Rory. - But I gotta do something, don't I? 322 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,443 What would you do if you were me? 323 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,488 Just make sure it's not too much time, okay? 324 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,864 - I will. - Okay. 325 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,616 Enjoy the brownie. 326 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,250 My God. 327 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,336 That's good. 328 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:30,843 - I need one minute of your time. - I'll give you two because you scare me. 329 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,345 I hear through the grapevine that you are in charge... 330 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,472 of selecting the movie for the movie night. 331 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,391 - Yes, I am. - Okay. 332 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:42,563 I don't know if you know this about me, but I have great creative ambitions. 333 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,023 - I did not know that about you, Kirk. - It's true. 334 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,234 Don't get me wrong, I love the blue-collar work. 335 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,111 I enjoy the plight of the everyman. 336 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:53,115 But as much as the mailed letter delivered and the DSL line installed... 337 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:57,244 the latest J. Lo flick rented fills me with a deep sense of pride... 338 00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:01,665 - in my soul, I am Akira Kurosawa. - Seven Samurai. Great movie. 339 00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,375 - Excuse me? - Seven Samurai. 340 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,712 - I'm sorry, I don't... - Akira Kurosawa directed Seven Samurai. 341 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,381 - It's a great Japanese movie. - Japanese movie? 342 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,010 I'm sorry, I have the wrong person. 343 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,470 Who's the guy who directed The Facts of Life? 344 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,514 - I don't... - Asaad Kelada. Sorry. 345 00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,184 In my soul, I know I am Asaad Kelada. 346 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,560 What do you need? 347 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,771 I've made a short film that I've been working on for five years. 348 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,983 If I rush, I can have it done by Thursday. I'm very proud of it. 349 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,111 I was wondering if you would screen it before the movie tomorrow. 350 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,946 It would mean a great deal to my career. 351 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:36,408 - What kind of movie is it? - You mean, is it 'blue'? 352 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,411 No. Perfectly PG. It's not exactly Babe. 353 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,079 - More like Babe 2. - Got it. 354 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,707 - Same pig. Harder edge. - I hear you. I want to help. 355 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,876 Let me think about it, and I'll get back to you. 356 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,587 Here's a copy of the film. Take a look and call me. 357 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,799 And remember, I can edit out two of the 'hells,' but I need to keep all the 'damns. ' 358 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:55,260 - It's a street-cred thing. - Bye, Kirk. 359 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,430 At least now I have something fun to do tonight. 360 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,767 - You're not watching that without me. - Okay, I'll wait. 361 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,438 - Do you want to get some pie? - No, I'm full. 362 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,524 - How about some coffee? - I'm good. 363 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,025 - Hot chocolate? - No, thanks. 364 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,151 Egg cream? 365 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,988 I never had an egg cream, but it sounds just disgusting enough to be fabulous. 366 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,365 We're just going to study. 367 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,617 - I know. - And we'll be right here doing it. 368 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,245 So this stalling is completely unnecessary. 369 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,913 - So go. - I will. 370 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,086 Just finishing up the coffee that I paid for. 371 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,007 All right, that's enough. I'm going. Bye. 372 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,596 Mom? Listen, just in case, and I don't think he will... 373 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,765 if Dean calls, will you tell him I'm with Lane? 374 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,475 - I thought this was nothing. - It is. 375 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,185 - That you were just studying. - We are. 376 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,478 Then how come I have to lie? 377 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,607 You know that it's not gonna be okay with Dean if I'm studying with Jess. 378 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,861 Maybe you shouldn't, if you feel weird enough that I have to lie. 379 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:57,322 - I'm not asking you to lie. - You told me to say that you're with Lane. 380 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,783 I don't see Lane here. Sounds like a lie. 381 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,870 - Forget it. Just don't answer the phone. - Hello? I get calls, too. 382 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,539 I'm not What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Yet, thank you. 383 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,125 Tell him that I'm studying, which is what I am doing... 384 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,544 so you will not be lying, okay? 385 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,796 - Hey, Teach. - Hey. 386 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,883 - You guys done yet? - Just not yet. 387 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,343 I'll be right over there when you are. 388 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,888 Just can't wait for that learning to begin. 389 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,348 Are we gonna do some of those Schoolhouse Rock songs? 390 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,560 - I'll be right there. - They say if you make learning fun... 391 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,522 - Give us a minute, okay? - Hurry, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. 392 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,484 - I'll be home early. - Fine. 393 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,821 Bye, Jess. 394 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,114 Ma'am. 395 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,914 - Are you ready to start? - Yes, I am. 396 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,291 - Where are your books? - I don't know. 397 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,668 - How are we going to study? - I guess we can't. 398 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,004 - Too bad. So, what now? Movie? - Get your books. 399 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:57,382 - The cat ate them. - Get your books or I'm going home. 400 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,092 Wait there. 401 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:22,032 Explain to me the political ramifications of the Marshall Plan. 402 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,575 Pick a card. 403 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:29,122 - That just made the trick a little bit harder. - Jess, focus. 404 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,291 - Where's Dean tonight? - We just went over this. 405 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,001 - There's no way you forgot. - Work? 406 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:36,296 I will make you write it out 50 times on the Specials board. 407 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:39,716 If he's not at work, he must be free. He doesn't care that you're here? 408 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,343 No, he doesn't. 409 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,137 - He's visiting his grandmother. - Where? 410 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,514 - Chicago. - He doesn't know? 411 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,307 - It wouldn't matter. - You'll tell him? 412 00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,726 - We're studying. - You're studying, I'm prying. 413 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,021 Jess, why won't you at least try to remember the Marshall Plan? 414 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:57,150 Have you read Please Kill Me? Oral history of the punk movement. 415 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,486 You'd like it. You can borrow it if you want. 416 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:03,240 I'm here to help you study. If you want me to go, I'll go. 417 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:06,160 But if I'm going to stay, then you will stop distracting me... 418 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,162 and start paying attention, understand? 419 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,997 - I understand. - Good. 420 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:14,293 And, yes, I would like to borrow it. Thank you very much. 421 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,461 Now open your book. 422 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:28,015 Done. 423 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,561 - This isn't Shakespeare. - It's not? 424 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:33,979 It's the words to a Clash song. 425 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,815 - But which Clash song? - I'm not the one being tested. 426 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,941 Ten seconds. 427 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:40,569 - Nine, eight, seven... - Stop it. 428 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:43,447 ...six, five, four... - You're really starting to... 429 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,616 ...three... - Guns of Brixton. 430 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:46,992 A- plus. 431 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,912 Why did you agree to this studying thing? 432 00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,330 'Cause Luke said I had to. 433 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,665 You've never done anything because someone said so. 434 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,752 - I moved because someone said I had to. - Very different. 435 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,754 - Do you want to get out of here? - What? 436 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:02,257 - I'm sick of studying. - How can you be sick of studying? 437 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,092 You haven't done any studying. 438 00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:06,512 You've done card tricks, you've made coffee... 439 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:07,638 you've explained to me... 440 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,682 how on earth Coldplay could be considered an alternative band... 441 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,684 but as of yet, no studying. 442 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:13,977 That's your car? 443 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,354 Yes, it is. 444 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:21,652 I'll tell you what, let's go get some ice cream, when we get back... 445 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,196 - I'll study. - This is a diner. There's ice cream here. 446 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,781 - But we don't have any cones. - Cones. 447 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,700 - I need cones. - So, if we go get ice cream... 448 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:31,078 - In cones. - Then you'll be a perfect student... 449 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,288 - for the rest of the night? - That's right. 450 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:36,458 I could not believe you less. Here. You drive. 451 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:40,671 - I'll read you Othello. Won't that be fun? - You have no idea how much. 452 00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,344 Admit it, it's always better in a cone. 453 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:50,556 Putting ice cream in a dish? Eating it with a spoon? 454 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,266 What is wrong with people? 455 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,059 - Hold the wheel. - What? 456 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:57,604 - I'm dripping. Hold the wheel. - I can't. You're driving. 457 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:01,733 The person who drives holds the wheel. That's what they teach you in driver's ed. 458 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:04,528 I got to take that class one of these days. Take the wheel. 459 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,072 - I'm letting go. - Stop. Take it back. 460 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:10,534 You are taking this wheel back, and when you do, I'm going to kill you. 461 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:13,620 - I'm just letting you know that. - I appreciate the warning. 462 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,164 I got it. 463 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,958 Jeez, you look pale. You okay? 464 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:21,253 - Death. And it's going to be painful. - You're not gonna kill me. 465 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:24,256 Think how dull your life would be without me. 466 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,050 - Serious question? - Okay. 467 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:29,678 You're smarter than almost everybody at your school. 468 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,638 It takes you five minutes to finish a book. 469 00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:35,559 You read and remember everything. You could ace those classes easily. 470 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,227 Why don't you? 471 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:38,937 You don't need a tutor. 472 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:41,481 It's crazy that they're talking about leaving you back. 473 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,275 - Whatever. - You could do anything. 474 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,277 You could be anything you wanted. 475 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,362 Is it, like, a 'cooI' thing? 476 00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:50,824 - I could care less about being cool. - Inform me, please. 477 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:53,827 I'm never going to college. Why waste time in high school? 478 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:56,288 - Why aren't you going to college? - Please. 479 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,874 What? 'Please' what? Why is that so crazy? 480 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,460 Ask my mother. She could give you a couple reasons. 481 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:05,172 And I'm sure Principal Merton can chime in with a few good ones. 482 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:08,634 In fact, ask your mother. She doesn't know me all that well... 483 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,969 but I'm sure she could improvise a few things. 484 00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:12,554 Don't give me that whole... 485 00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:15,015 'I'm so misunderstood,' Kurt Cobain-y thing. 486 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,851 You are way stronger than that, and I don't want to hear it. 487 00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:20,646 - You have to go to college. - No, you have to go to college. 488 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:22,689 Don't you have any plans? 489 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:24,983 - I plan to get out of Stars Hollow. - And go where? 490 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,068 - Wherever. - And do what? 491 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:27,819 - Whatever. - 'Whenever. ' 'Whatever. ' 492 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:30,364 I'll live where I live, I'll work when I need money... 493 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,575 - and I'll see where I end up. - You could do more. 494 00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:36,495 - Here come the pompons. - No pompons. 495 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,997 Just me saying, 'You could do more. ' 496 00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:45,087 - So, Courtney, what about you? - What about me? 497 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,840 - What are your big ambitions? - Harvard. 498 00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:50,676 - And after Harvard? - I'm gonna be a journalist. 499 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:53,095 - Paula Zahn? - Christiane Amanpour. 500 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,847 - An overseas correspondent? - Yes. 501 00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:58,350 You're gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings... 502 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,602 and have bombs going off in the background... 503 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:02,521 and civil wars raging all around you? 504 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,022 What? You don't think I can do it? 505 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:08,360 - No, I do. It just sounds a little too... - A little what? 506 00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:10,487 A little too rough for you. 507 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:13,031 It's not a little too rough for me. 508 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:19,121 I hope it's not a little too rough for me. I've been talking about this forever. 509 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:20,873 I don't even know what I would do if... 510 00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:24,793 I didn't mean to freak you out. I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll do it. 511 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,546 You will. I promise. 512 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,382 I'll help you practice, okay? 513 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:34,011 Tomorrow, you'll stand in the middle of the street, and I'll drive at you... 514 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,054 screaming in a foreign language. 515 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,515 You're gonna have to learn a foreign language first. 516 00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:41,393 It's lucky I've got me a tutor, isn't it? 517 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:51,445 So I guess we should be getting back. 518 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,531 I did promise to study if you went on this ice-cream run with me. 519 00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:57,910 - You did. - I'll go straight, and we're back at Luke's. 520 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,912 Good sense of direction. 521 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:02,164 Of course, I could turn right... 522 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:05,751 then we'd just be driving around in circles for a while. 523 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:11,507 - Turn right. - As you wish. 524 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:27,648 Great. Was it the China Ball, the China Doll or the China Wall... 525 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,483 that had the really good shrimp balls? 526 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:32,569 - I think it was the China Doll. - Okay, these can go. 527 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,572 You'll be so proud of me. I'm organizing the takeout drawer. 528 00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:39,910 I'm weeding out the dogs, and I'm putting happy-face stickers on the dishes... 529 00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:42,788 that have been successes to make our ordering more efficient. 530 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,289 - Where are you? - Be calm. 531 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:47,417 - Calm about what? - Calm about what I have to tell you. 532 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,586 - Where are you? - I'm all right. 533 00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,505 Of course. Why wouldn't you be all right? 534 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:55,050 - Because I got in an accident. - What? 535 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:57,594 What accident? What do you mean? 536 00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:00,639 Jess and I went for ice cream and we were just driving... 537 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:03,433 and it was dark, and this dog or cat or possum... 538 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:07,354 it was small and furry, it ran out into the middle of the road and Jess swerved... 539 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,314 - Jess swerved? Jess was driving? - Yes. 540 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,316 Jess was driving, and you got in an accident? 541 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,653 But I'm fine, and he's fine. And the furry thing is fine. 542 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:17,823 The car's a bit messed up, but there's nothing to be worried about. 543 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:20,993 - Where are you? - I'm in the hospital. 544 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:29,334 Hi, excuse me. My daughter's here. She was in a car accident. 545 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:31,837 - Her name is Rory Gilmore. - Okay, just take a seat. 546 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,548 - I don't want to take a seat. - It'll be one minute. 547 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:36,008 Remember in Terms of Endearment... 548 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,010 where Shirley MacLaine's in the hospital... 549 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,137 and freaks when her daughter doesn't get a shot? 550 00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:42,014 She got that from me and she toned it down. 551 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:45,350 So once again, I'm looking for my daughter, Rory Gilmore. 552 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,520 - First door on your left. - Thank you. 553 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:54,568 Good. Are you okay? 554 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:57,779 I'm fine. Please tell her that I'm fine. 555 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,907 - She's fine. - What's with the wrapping? 556 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:04,244 - There's no wrapping if she's fine. - Her arm hit the dashboard. 557 00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:06,705 She sustained a minor hairline fracture to her wrist. 558 00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:08,790 - She broke her wrist? - It's just a fracture. 559 00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:12,336 - Let George Clooney talk here. - It's a tiny fracture. Nothing serious. 560 00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:15,005 I'll put a cast on it. She'll wear it for a couple weeks. 561 00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:17,466 - A cast? - It barely hurts, I swear. 562 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,843 That's it? Just the wrist? Everything else is fine? 563 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,137 - She seems perfectly healthy. - She 'seems healthy'? 564 00:29:22,221 --> 00:29:25,349 - You checked everything? - Almost all that could have been affected. 565 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:28,060 - Almost? - I assure you, we were very thorough. 566 00:29:28,143 --> 00:29:30,145 I'm sure, I would like some extra thorough. 567 00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:33,315 Anything that could have, in any scenario, affected this body... 568 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,399 I want it checked out. 569 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,527 I'll run more x-rays if it makes you feel better. 570 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:37,569 It will. Thanks. 571 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:40,864 Then we'll put the cast on so it'll be a while before she can leave. 572 00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:42,324 - I can wait. - Okay. 573 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:45,661 Rory, I'll be right back. You sit still for a minute, okay? 574 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:52,167 - The car's not so good. - Nobody cares about the car. 575 00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:55,087 Jess made sure he called the ambulance and I was okay... 576 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:59,091 - before he even talked to the police... - Let's just hear about the details later. 577 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:01,093 I just want you to relax now. 578 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:03,637 - You're not mad? - No, I'm not mad. 579 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,139 So they brought you in the ambulance? 580 00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:08,809 Did they use the siren? I hope Taylor was in bed. 581 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,894 It was after 9:00, so there's a good chance. 582 00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:11,937 Nice. 583 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,023 Rory, I'm gonna have the nurse take you down to X-Ray. 584 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,568 - Can I go with her? - No, you have to wait outside. 585 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:20,529 It'll be about an hour. If you want to grab some coffee... 586 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:24,074 Okay. Thanks. Smile pretty for the camera. 587 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,270 - Where is he? - Who? 588 00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:56,106 - Where's Jess, Luke? - I don't know. I just got back. 589 00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:58,859 What's going on? I got here. They weren't here. 590 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,862 Talk to me. 591 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:04,490 Jess, answer me right now. 592 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,657 What's wrong? What happened? 593 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:07,409 - There was an accident. - What accident? 594 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,246 Jess was driving Rory's car, and he crashed it. 595 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:14,500 - What? When? - He crashed it tonight. 596 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,252 - Damn it. - What happened? Is anyone hurt? 597 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,006 I'm talking to you. 598 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,425 - Where would he go? - I asked you if anyone was hurt. 599 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:25,052 Was anyone hurt? Let's see... 600 00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:29,097 Rory's in the emergency room with a fractured wrist. Yes, someone was hurt. 601 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:31,808 - Rory fractured her wrist? - She has to wear a cast. 602 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:33,519 She's getting x-rays and tests. 603 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:36,605 - What about Jess? Is he hurt? - No, Jess did the hurting. 604 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:39,566 That little punk nephew of yours almost killed my kid tonight. 605 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:41,652 I'm sure it was an accident. Accidents happen. 606 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:44,196 - Not with my kid in the car. - Calm down. 607 00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:46,365 - Why did you do this? - Why did I do what? 608 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,033 - Why did you bring him here? - What? 609 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,828 If you hadn't brought him here, this wouldn't have happened. 610 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,830 - This is my fault? - Yes, it is your fault. 611 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:54,832 You told him to come and let him stay. 612 00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:57,376 Everybody hated him, everybody knew he was trouble... 613 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,545 but you wouldn't listen or send him home. 614 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:02,381 And now my daughter is in the hospital. 615 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:09,304 You kept pushing them together. You asked her to help him study. 616 00:32:09,388 --> 00:32:12,349 You knew she'd never say no. I told you it made me nervous. 617 00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,185 I told you I didn't like it, and I should have stopped it. 618 00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:18,438 You thought Rory'd be good for Jess, never mind what he'd be to her. 619 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,399 - That wasn't important. - Of course it was. 620 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,360 Why didn't you put a stop to it at the first sign of trouble? 621 00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:26,738 - Why didn't you make him leave? - He's my nephew. I had an obligation. 622 00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:30,450 - I had an obligation to care for him. - You had an obligation to this town... 623 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:34,121 - to me and to Rory. Where are you going? - I have to find out where Jess is. 624 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,706 I'll tell you where he's not: 625 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:38,625 In the emergency room, having his arm plastered up. 626 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:43,630 I am sorry about Rory. You know I care more about her than I do myself. 627 00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:46,717 At least you know where Rory is, and that she's okay. 628 00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:49,928 I have to find Jess, and make sure that he's okay. 629 00:32:50,012 --> 00:32:53,348 If that cuts into your screaming time, that's too damn bad! 630 00:32:53,432 --> 00:32:55,642 - Go to hell! - Right back at you. 631 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,045 Chris? 632 00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:48,028 - I made sure she was okay. - I know you did. 633 00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:04,294 Okay, you got your TV... 634 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:08,465 your books, magazines, refreshments, CD player, assorted CDs... 635 00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:11,051 Stan Freberg. You have your Sinéad O'Connor... 636 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,970 because when life really gets you down... 637 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:15,305 Sinéad's the one to teach you some perspective. 638 00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:18,851 There's a pad and paper if you decide to write the great American novel... 639 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:23,105 and over here, you have a tiny-but-annoying bell... 640 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:25,023 in case there's something that you need... 641 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:28,527 and you want to summon the common-but-lovely house-wench... 642 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:30,154 who will leave her talking mice... 643 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:32,531 and come to fetch the Contessa whatever she needs. 644 00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,950 I think what Contessa requires right now is sleep. 645 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:36,410 Is your arm hurting you? 646 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:38,954 But the stuff they gave me made me a little dopey. 647 00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:42,916 My little Marianne Faithfull. Scooch down now and go to sleep. 648 00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:51,133 - What are you doing? - Just a little feng shui. Go to sleep. 649 00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:54,428 You don't have to sleep in here tonight. 650 00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:57,389 - I think the chair looks nice here. - What's the blanket for? 651 00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:59,308 - In case the chair gets cold. - The pillow? 652 00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:02,352 To keep the blanket company. Okay, everything's in its place. 653 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:06,023 Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy. Just one thing missing. 654 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,067 Good night. 655 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:12,237 - Freak of sideshow proportions. - I love you, too. 656 00:35:17,326 --> 00:35:18,744 I'm sorry. 657 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,955 The chair is trying to sleep. 658 00:36:12,631 --> 00:36:14,216 What are you doing here? 659 00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:16,677 I have a really crappy mattress at home. 660 00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:19,972 I drove here as fast as I could, and I went to the hospital... 661 00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:23,600 but you had left, so I tried your phone, but all I got was the voicemail. 662 00:36:23,684 --> 00:36:28,605 I came here but the place looked dark, so I got the key out of the turtle and came in... 663 00:36:28,647 --> 00:36:32,651 but you guys were already asleep, so I just grabbed a chair and... 664 00:36:33,152 --> 00:36:36,321 And apparently my evil plan worked exactly as I anticipated. 665 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,824 - I'm so glad you're here. - Me, too. 666 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:42,870 - How's she doing? - She's in a cast. 667 00:36:42,953 --> 00:36:44,997 - I know. - The doctor said she'll be fine. 668 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,457 He'll take it off in a couple of weeks. 669 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,376 The car is totally gone. 670 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:53,630 I have to call the insurance guy tomorrow, and I don't know... 671 00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:55,591 - Did you find that kid? - Jess? 672 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,759 'Jess. ' 'Dead meat. ' Whatever his name is. 673 00:36:57,843 --> 00:37:00,596 No. Little ferret's hiding out somewhere, I'm sure. 674 00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:05,058 I'm gonna deal with the car tomorrow, and I'll talk to the doctor if that's okay. 675 00:37:05,142 --> 00:37:06,476 I'll need a picture of Jess... 676 00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:08,687 so I don't rip off the head of the wrong kid... 677 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,189 'cause that would be bad. 678 00:37:10,272 --> 00:37:13,192 - Look at you, all springing into action. - About time, isn't it? 679 00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:15,569 - I like the superhero you. - Just trying to keep up. 680 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:19,656 Are you staying here tonight or do you have to rush back? 681 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:24,161 - I want to spend time with Rory tomorrow. - Sherrie's cool with you staying here? 682 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:25,871 Rory comes first. 683 00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:30,667 - Do you want some coffee? - I'll get it. 684 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,128 Do you know how to make coffee? 685 00:37:33,212 --> 00:37:34,838 - Yes, I do. - My coffee? 686 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,258 - One bag of coffee per cup of water, right? - Perfect. 687 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:40,886 Oh, my God. 688 00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:44,640 You know, when Rory called me tonight and said the word 'hospitaI'... 689 00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:47,768 I just legitimately thought I was having a heart attack. 690 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:50,395 And let me tell you, it was not fun. I'm joining a gym. 691 00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:53,565 - That's how not-fun it was. - Can you get a two-for-one membership? 692 00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:55,067 Anything could've happened. 693 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,402 - It could have been so much worse. - It wasn't. 694 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:59,947 - No, it wasn't, but it could have been. - It wasn't. 695 00:38:00,489 --> 00:38:02,658 Everything's gonna be okay. 696 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:05,327 About the fight we had the last time you were here... 697 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:08,789 - That was a doozy, wasn't it? - I just... I didn't mean to... 698 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:12,042 - I shouldn't have... - No, but if I implied that... 699 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,710 You didn't. I just snapped. 700 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,712 - I understand. - I'm sorry. 701 00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:16,964 Me, too. 702 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:25,264 Did I mention I'm really glad you're here? 703 00:38:26,598 --> 00:38:28,225 I believe you did. 704 00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:31,019 Good for me then. 705 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,740 - The Yearling? - Great movie. 706 00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:46,618 You'd think they'd have gotten the genius in charge of this... 707 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,453 to come up with something other than that. 708 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:52,249 Picking a movie that will appeal to a large group of people is hard. 709 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:56,170 - We'll get seats. - Oh, my God. Let me see. 710 00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,005 That sucks. 711 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,341 - Does it hurt? - Only when I remember how I got it. 712 00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:03,343 Here. Angry Girl for an angry arm. 713 00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:05,804 - Cool. Thank you. - You're welcome. 714 00:39:06,138 --> 00:39:07,931 So, tell me what happened. 715 00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:12,561 It was horrible. I have never been involved in anything so horrible in my life. 716 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:13,687 But what happened? 717 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:17,649 An animal ran out into the road and we swerved and hit a pole. 718 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:19,860 - And my beautiful car... - How bad? 719 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,779 - Have you talked to Dean? - No, he gets home tomorrow. 720 00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:24,573 - What are you gonna say? - I don't know. 721 00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:27,993 - He's gonna freak. And Jess? - Not since last night. 722 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:31,830 Yeah, everyone is so upset right now. 723 00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:35,000 My dad's in town and something happened between Mom and Luke... 724 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,586 and she won't tell me what. I don't know. 725 00:39:37,794 --> 00:39:41,715 They just need time to cool off and then everything will be fine. 726 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:44,676 Everyone just needs time. Maybe I'll try to call him tomorrow. 727 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,679 Tomorrow. That's plenty of time. No one will still be mad then. 728 00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:51,391 - Sarcasm does not become you. - Maybe not, but it does sustain me. 729 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:55,020 - Why isn't Jackson here? - He's singing to his persimmons tonight. 730 00:39:55,062 --> 00:39:57,523 - They've been a little sour lately. - Right. 731 00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:01,109 - Right? You just accept that explanation? - Why shouldn't I? 732 00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:04,863 She just told you the man is not here because he's singing to fruit. 733 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:08,492 That's better than dancing with it. Remember last year's watermelon crop? 734 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,661 Yeah. Threw his back out. 735 00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:12,955 Okay, I'm facing the screen now. 736 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:15,457 The movie's starting? I thought it started at 8:00. 737 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,876 This is a little pre-movie treat. 738 00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:28,345 - I can't wait to meet your family. - I'm very close to my family. 739 00:40:28,387 --> 00:40:31,265 I know this. That's why I can't wait to meet your family. 740 00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:35,227 Remember, Daddy is quite protective. I'm his favorite daughter. 741 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:36,854 He has good taste. 742 00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:39,606 - I intend to tell him that. - I love you. 743 00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:46,196 - Daddy. - You are with my favorite daughter. 744 00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:48,490 - You have good taste. - Come in the house. 745 00:40:48,574 --> 00:40:49,950 I love you. 746 00:41:07,384 --> 00:41:10,345 - I love your daughter. - Who are you to love my daughter? 747 00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:13,140 - What do you have to offer her? - Nothing. 748 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,850 Only this. 749 00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:31,575 - He raps later. - Jackson needs to see this. 750 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,619 If I can get him here quick enough... 751 00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,871 We are so playing this again after the movie. 752 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,748 Great. I'll be back. 753 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,544 This town is like one big outpatient mental institution. 754 00:41:42,628 --> 00:41:44,922 - Glad you could join us. - Yeah, me, too. 755 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:52,763 It's so nice you decided to stay for the movie. 756 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:54,932 I mean, it's really fun being able to say: 757 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:57,434 'Look, I know that person. I talk to him every day... 758 00:41:57,476 --> 00:41:59,019 'and so far, he's never bitten me. ' 759 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:04,900 I'm definitely coming around more often. You need protection. 760 00:42:04,983 --> 00:42:09,071 - Coming around more often sounds good. - I wish I could stay longer. 761 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:11,323 You gotta get back to Sherrie. 762 00:42:11,657 --> 00:42:15,244 - Don't worry. We understand. - Yeah, I wish I could stay. 763 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:19,498 Where did Sookie go? Oh, my Lord! 764 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:23,293 Quick, cover her eyes. She's just a child. She shouldn't have to see this. 765 00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:26,046 - He's taking his shirt off. - I shouldn't have to see this. 766 00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,631 - I'm going for popcorn. - Me, please. 767 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:30,008 - Me, too. - Got it. Be right back. 768 00:42:32,636 --> 00:42:35,514 - I like it when he's here. - Yeah. Me, too. 769 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:38,350 Let's eat. 770 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,367 I did the choreography. 771 00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:58,120 - Patty, doll, come here. - I'll see you later. 772 00:42:58,203 --> 00:42:59,788 Bye, Patty. 773 00:43:02,124 --> 00:43:03,458 How are you feeling? 774 00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:05,669 Haunted by the sight of Kirk's bare chest. 775 00:43:05,711 --> 00:43:07,754 - No! - I swear to God! 776 00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:09,214 - When? - Last night... 777 00:43:09,256 --> 00:43:11,175 not long after the accident happened... 778 00:43:11,216 --> 00:43:14,344 Luke walked him straight to the bus station... 779 00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:16,096 stuck the kid on a bus, sent him home to his mom's. 780 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,640 I can't believe Luke would send him off like that. 781 00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:20,350 I heard the kid wanted to go. 782 00:43:20,392 --> 00:43:24,104 I don't know. All I know is that Jess is gone. 783 00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:29,735 What will we do for entertainment around here? 784 00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:31,778 Beats the hell out of me. 785 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:18,826 English